Хоть и не о Европе, но во Флориде тоже наши люди... 
Мера длины в попугаях и попугаевых крылышках, кажется уходит в прошлое..... Барановирусный психоз вызвал к жизни новую систему мер.
Попугай звучит несерьёзно, а у страха глаза должны быть велики!!!
В графстве Леон штата Флорида власти взяли на вооружение более убедительное мерило - аллигатора (на местном сленге - просто
gator).
Итак, рекомендованная социальная дистанция между флоридянами отныне равна одному аллигатору.
Бедный добрый крокодил Гена! Знал бы он, что объятые паникой п.и.н.д.осовцы превратят его в жупел угрозы!
Florida county explains virus social distancing to residents by asking them to stay ‘1 large alligator’ apart
Danielle Cinone
5 Apr 2020, 21:23
Updated: 5 Apr 2020, 22:22
A FLORIDA county explained coronavirus social distancing to residents by asking them to stay "1 large alligator" apart.
Officials in Leon County, Florida, took to social media on Thursday to share the comical, yet serious, information.
Leon County's Facebook post read: "This is a reminder that during #COVID19, please remember to keep at least 1 large alligator between you and everyone else at all times. #SaferAtHome #PhysicalDistancing #Florida"
The cleverly created advisory notice shows two human graphics with an alligator separating the two.
It comes as the coronavirus pandemic sweeps the country - bringing the number of confirmed cases to 312,245.
Florida ranks sixth in the country with the most cases - with at least 12,143 infected.
In response to the Facebook post, one person wrote: "Walking with an alligator would help create social distancing. That's for sure."
Another wrote: "Thanks I will also keep one large alligator between me and an alligator!"
Leon County officials responded to the dozens of comments the post received, saying: "Thanks everyone for making our gator graphic go viral (in a good way)!"https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11334418/florida-coronavirus-social-distancing-alligator/
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